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Joke of the Day

"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"

"What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm..."

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending (duh dun dun chh)"

"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"

"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."

"In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5"

"[Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"

"What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of? Plutocracy"