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Joke of the Day
"What is the most exciting sport in the world? Camping. Its in tents."
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"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
"What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Nancy Pelosi?? ... ... .... One is a busy ditch."
"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."
"Plan to be spontaneous... Tomorrow."
"I just moved into an apartment above a jazz club... I was sick of paying for sax."
"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."
"When I'm on my phone & I select, copy, but then I don't paste, I oddly gain a sensation that something then remains glued to my thumb."
"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."
"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."