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Joke of the Day
"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
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"Why was the Planters employee fired? He was fucking nuts."
"Signs that your wife is cheating on you: 1. Wearing more makeup and perfume than usual 2. Acting distant 3. Sleeping with another dude"
"Mom and Dad said I was bad for putting a cell phone in my vagina but I don't know why. I always come when I'm called."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote."
"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."
"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."
"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"
"I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda"