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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
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"What's the difference between a good joke and me not giving a shit? Fuck you"
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"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."
"I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."
"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"
"Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends? Because it sticks to itself."
"You gotta admit that humans are the ultimate #1 lifeform because we're essentially half mermaid but we also have legs for kicking and stuff."