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Joke of the Day
"I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news."
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"Today I broke a G string while fingering A minor Dammit, playing guitar is hard!"
"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"
"At church, last sunday ..., the preacher said ""Jesus died for your sins"". At that point, a man got up, furious and shouted ""Seriously, man? I was reading that book!"""
"6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his: ""Sorry, I ate your pudding. Love, Dad."""
"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."
"Three is fore for four. And aft to two too."
"Dermatologists hate him! It's not because he has a great skin or anything. He's just an asshole"
"What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."
"4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)"