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"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."
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"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem? comes out of nowhere."
"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""
"A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."
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"Netflix is making a documentary on the upcoming presidential inauguration. They're calling it ""Orange is the New Black""."
"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"
"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."
"I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G."