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Joke of the Day

"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"

"My nickname at work is ""HR wants to see you"""

"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."

"I encourage my kids to explore art. I insist they know Picasso's Blue Period had nothing to do with the menstrual cycle of a Smurf."

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."

"*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*"

"everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid"

"Asked my wife if I was going to get a ""tip"" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache."

"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"

"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."