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Joke of the Day

"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."

"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."

"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"

"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"

"What's black and yellow and doesn't float? A bulldozer."

"My wife wanted me to lose weight, so I dropped 120 pounds But she got right back up again. She can take a hell of a punch, my wife."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A brick to the back of his head should do it."

"Goodbye, Class! Hello, Trump."

"A Jewish kid asks his father for sixty dollars. The father replies ""FIFTY DOLLARS??? What the heck to do you need forty dollars for??"""