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Joke of the Day
"Catching Criminals by Hans Upp"
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"When you're in trouble at work, be frank..... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."
"Mc'Donalds in hurricanes No wonder McDonalds places are still open during hurricane sandy. None off their customers can blow away anyways"
"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""
"Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear."
"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"
"I hate when people say having a black friend allows them to say the n word You have to have at least two since black people are only 3/5s of a person"