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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear."
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"Saying no thanks to a CW's offer to hit me with their car so I could take the day off proves decisions shouldn't be made before coffee"
"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"
"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."
"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."
"Something so sad. A can of Coke getting crushed. It is soda pressing."
"Who invented triathlon? black people, they go to the pool by walking, then they swim at the pool and come back with a bike"
"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."