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Joke of the Day
"Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you"
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"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"
"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."
"A man gestures to an empty parking lot... and says, ""This is all asphalt."" Then his ass says, ""Don't blame me."""
"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"
"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."
"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"
"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 Because Microsoft 7 8 9"
"*catches 4yo putting on deodorant* Me: What are you doing? 4yo: Feeding my armpits. Me....as you were."