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Joke of the Day

"When you're in trouble at work, be frank..... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."

"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"

"What do a moving bus and a dead vibrator have in common? You can't get off."

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"

"How does cheese get more mature? Fromage"

"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."

"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"

"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."