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Joke of the Day

"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"

"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""

"I've created a new strain of marijuana called halal haze.. . It's so strong... It'll get you stoned to death."

"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"

"Actors retweeting compliments is the modern day version of actors murdering hookers."

"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"

"Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch? It's made from scratch ^*NB ^OP ^is ^heckle-proof*"

"I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope."

"""Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy."""