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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!"

"What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies? You can't unload sand with pitchforks."

"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"

"Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn. Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting! Boyfriend: What? Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!!!"

"I opened my fortune-cookie. There was nothing inside. Does that mean i have no future?"

"The Exorcist (1973): a child is possessed by a demon. Hilarity ensues."

"What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes? A corn snake"

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"

"I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World. So I took them to our local fish market, saying, ""Shhhh... they're all asleep."""

"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"