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Joke of the Day
"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"
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"ME: I have crab like reflexes DAD:I think you mean cat like reflexes ME: [sitting in pot of boiling water] what"
"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"
"I'm not a doctor... so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky."
"Top Gear was twelve years old... That's one of the oldest things that the BBC staff have fucked."
"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."
"What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos? Thoreau Back Thursday"
"The train station is where the train stops. The bus station is where the bus stops. At my desk I have a workstation."
"Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep."
"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"