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Joke of the Day
"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"
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"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"
"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or they're going to think we're nuts!"
"Relationship are like algebra... Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?"
"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."
"I used to be a programmer But now I like ounces."
"My dad annoyed my mom calling her ""Mother of 7"" until the day she called him ""Father of 4""."
"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"
"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"