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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""

"Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave."

"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said ""Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"" She said ""No I hate myself now."""

"Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon? He was running a little behind"

"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"

"When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"""

"What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them."

"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."

"What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."