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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"

"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."

"Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl."

"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"

"Mohammed Mo Problems"

"Doctor: You have acute alcoholism. Me: Thanks, but let me tell you it's not very cute in the morning."

"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves."

"I just bought a book from Apple The beginning was iOpening"