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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a half Mexican half German person? A Beaner Schnitzel."

"My friend asked me if I wanted to skip class. I said ""nah, I think I'll pass."""

"Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food."

"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."

"I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower."

"[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat* ME: look at me when I'm speaking to you"

"What's the difference between a mongoloid fuck and a fuck? Genghis kahn"

"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"

"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."

"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"