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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by assigning a temporary history teacher to a math class Oops, wrong sub"
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"(Works better spoken) The seaman was asked what he was doing when he got out. He said when he got discharged he'd be buried in pussy."
"I'm a lot like an iPhone 4. Girls always leave me in bars and my face is busted"
"""oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm"" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow"
"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."
"Girlfriend said ""I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"""
"I said 'no' to drugs But I don't think they're listening"
"What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine"
"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."
"What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear? Cashews."