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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a mongoloid fuck and a fuck? Genghis kahn"
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"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints."
"I finally watched Bokeback Mountain... I learned that when two cowboys go up into the mountains, the sheep have nothing to worry about!"
"I have a dog. He has no legs. I named him ""Cigarette."" And everyday, I take him for a drag."
"What do you the balcony seats at the theater? The Wilkes Booth."
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"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."