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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"
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"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it."
"How do you get beer from root beer? You pour it in a square glass."
"Sorry I rubbed your belly for good luck, wealth and prosperity."
"How does the average Chinese worker find a new job? ChinkedIn."
"Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented."
"My friend lied to me about pooping in the slow cooker. What a crock of shit."
"Got EM DEEZ NUTZ"
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your house back, your truck back, your girl back, and your dog back."
"The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south."