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Joke of the Day

"I joined a nudist colony in Canada. To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet."

"The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try."

"Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus! Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead."

"On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat. In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is time. The rabit council must choose another sacrifice."

"So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda."

"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."

"If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?"

"Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there."

"Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you."

"What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use? Parlia-mints"