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Joke of the Day

"If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?"

"He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up."

"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""

"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."

"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"

"What type of movies can't batman see? Parental Guidance."

"A simple ""Fuck you"" can save hours of conversation."

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."