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Joke of the Day

"So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda."

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To show he wasn't a chicken."

"How big is a circum? One of my friends said his dick was circumcised, and I was curious how big those are."

"69'd the wife then went to buy donuts after. The guy at the counter said he already knew what I wanted, so I asked how..... He said ""You had 'glazed' all over your face. """

"Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later."

"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."

"What does OSU and Ronda Rousey have in common? They were both undefeated until the final kick."

"I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing ."

"Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Cause they would quack up."

"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."