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Joke of the Day

"So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda."

"Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not."

"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"

"My wife was stunned!!.. One day my wife and I were cuddling in bed when she said, ""Hon, You are so cozy""... I got offended and yelled back, ""Fuck you.. YOU are sarkozy""..."

"""That's a wrap, everybody."" ~movie director identifying delicious food"

"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."

"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang."