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Joke of the Day

"Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus! Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead."

"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""

"What is a great way to baby-proof a house? Condoms"

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed? Yes but we cantaloupe."

"Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you."

"Why don't roosters wear underwear? Their peckers are on their heads."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip."

"Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey."

"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"