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Joke of the Day
"You know Coca Cola's newest advertising campaign in russia? Under each seventh cap - **vodka**!"
Next Joke
"Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you."
"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."
"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""
"I saw a really nasty wreck on the way to work this morning... ...wish I had had time to pick her up."
"When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan. Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit."
"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"
"What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The Boston marathon finish line."
"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"
"Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever"