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Joke of the Day
"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"
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"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"
"This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster."
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."
"You know you're old when the band you love plays an encore and it just stresses you out because you have work tomorrow and need to get home."
"""Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?"" When her sister dumped me."
"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."