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Joke of the Day

"Dad cooks venison and doesn't tell the kids what it is He gives them one hint: ""It's what your mother calls me"" The boy yells: ""It's a FUCKING DICK! Don't eat it!"""

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, ""Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say ""here, you get to wear the headset"""

"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."

"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"

"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"

"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."

"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."