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Joke of the Day
"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"
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"And on the 8th day, He said ""Oh I'll make carbs delicious AND fattening LOL!"""
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"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."
"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."
"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"
"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"
"Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop When a hippy walks by. He stops, looks up and says: ""Hey man! The music stopped and your monkeys on fire"""
"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 70% water. I can walk on babies. I'm... In prison."
"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"