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Joke of the Day
"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"
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"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"
"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"
"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."
"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."
"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."
"The most massive object of our entire supercluster Hey, you're like the Great Attractor Thanks man No I mean like you're the heaviest thing in the known universe"
"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."
"Doctor: ""Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?"" Patient: ""No. I enjoy it."""
"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"