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Joke of the Day

"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."

"Saw Harry Potter. *SPOILER ALERT* ZERO tits."

"Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!"

"Always thought my Chinese neighbor was super religious... Turns out he was just playing all the time. Just came up with this. I'll show myself out."

"Abortion jokes aren't funny Cut it out."

"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."

"Didn't Pull Out 3 year ago I dont Always wake up at 4 AM on Saturday....!!!!!!!!! But When i Do....it because i forgot to pull out on time 3 years ago"

"Its march already Life is marching forward"

"How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you."

"If Gandalf was a women, what color would her robes be? Red."