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Joke of the Day
"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."
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"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."
"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."
"Sky TV 'Fluid Viewing' I thought this meant they were now streaming PornHub"
"How are Women and Hurricanes Similar? They both come in hot and wet and **TAKE THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER, SARAH YOU BITCH!**"
"Why do Lannisters hate turtles? Cause they can't stab them in the back"
"I hate it when I pee in my pants and people think its just water that splashed on my crotch from washing my hands."
"What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. ^Sorry."
"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""