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Joke of the Day
"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"
Next Joke
"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok. The boy fell in the mud. Ready for a clean joke? Yeah. He took a bath."
"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."
"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE ?"""
"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"
"My wife always compliments me after an argument. ""I couldn't have married a bigger d!ck"""
"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"
"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"
"Why are track suits so popular song members of the former Soviet Union? Aww cheap. I screwed up the title."