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Joke of the Day
"No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here."
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"I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut"
"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."
"idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school"
"My wife calls me a ""five times a night"" man I've always had a weak bladder"
"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart""."
"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. (Sorry for old joke)"
"Hey, yeah I'll be ready in a minute. I'm just going to shower and jerkoff. just kidding, I'm not going to shower"
"I told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he speaks English."