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Joke of the Day
"No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here."
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"I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site"
"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."
"What do you do after raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone."
"My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter."
"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."
"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist."
"A late night booty call woke me from a deep sleep... that damn cricket better have got some!"
"A seven year old walks into a bar nes and noble."