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Joke of the Day

"I told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he speaks English."

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"For Sale: Parachute Never opened, slightly stained."
"Double negatives: A big No No"
"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."