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Joke of the Day

"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."

"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."

"All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. He's petrified of candles."

"There are two hats on a coat rack One says to the other, ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead"""

"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."

"My Facebook friends fall into 3 categories: vaguely remember, don't remember at all, or never want to speak to for the rest of my life."

"I didn't use to eat babies. I still don't. I just didn't use to as well."

"Give it to me! Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella."

"So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan."

"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."