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Joke of the Day
"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 70% water. I can walk on babies. I'm... In prison."
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"Why do infants wake up crying as if they are the ones who have to go out and work!?"
"What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'"
"A prisoner said to me today ""Boss, I think my cellmate is a fag"" ""cos he closes his eyes when i kiss him goodnight"""
"A ninja is like a fart They are both silent, but deadly."
"From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as ""yesterbae's."""
"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"What did the Grateful Dead fans say when they stopped smoking pot? ""Man this music sucks..."""
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can only milk a cow for 10 years."
"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."