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Joke of the Day
"From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as ""yesterbae's."""
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"Me: Sit. Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)"
"Who was the first mathematician? A concave man"
"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."
"When is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"
"Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock... [who's there] Not sally"
"I watched my cat wake after an 8 hour nap, and play with joyful abandon with his 10 cent plastic snake, and thought: Lucky fucking bastard."
"""My pleasure, doll"" ""My pleasure doll"" Commas can make a world of difference..."
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."