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Joke of the Day

"Why do infants wake up crying as if they are the ones who have to go out and work!?"

"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"

"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"

"People often say to me... ""What are you doing in my garden?"""

"Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping"

"English class...... Teacher. One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it?? student. Future impossible tense."

"What does your mom and my fantasy football team have in common? As soon as I put money on them, they suck."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... What, it could happen..."

"My wife came home with a duck under her arm... ""This is the pig I've been fucking"" she said ""That is a duck, not a pig"" I replied ""I'm not talking to you"""