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Joke of the Day
"I met a NASCAR driver once He told me his only regret in life was turning right."
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"[hitting on hot babe in bar] "".. You're 28? NO WAY! I used to be 28! This is spooky. You like oxygen? OMG you're not gonna believe this.."""
"Two chimps are in the bath One says ""ooh oooh eek eek"" The other one says ""well put some cold water in then!"""
"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"
"You cant run through a campground .. You can only ran ... because it's past tents."
"How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely."
"What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G? Nightmares you racist."
"Why do the french have so many civil wars? Because they like to win one every now and then"
"Your secrets safe with me.. I stopped listening to you 30 minutes ago..."
"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."