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Joke of the Day
"How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely."
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"""Oh yeah"" - me, remembering Iowa exists."
"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."
"Do you think Earth makes fun of the other planets... ...because they have no life?"
"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled."
"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."
"Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo? It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree."
"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."
"If at first you don't succeed... ...keep on sucking until you suck seed."