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Joke of the Day
"You cant run through a campground .. You can only ran ... because it's past tents."
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"Is syphilis forever? Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?"
"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."
"NSFW What's the difference between sex and lunch? Depends on where you put the cucumber. Worked in a fruit and veg shop, guy stopped me packing cucumbers to tell me that."
"It seems kid of arbitrary that people want their skin to be tan and their teeth to be white. In Opposite Land, I must be a fuckin' hottie."
"[throws wine bottle into vineyard] ""Go, be with your family."""
"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."
"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"
"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."
"What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing"