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Joke of the Day

"currently imagining a redditor choking on an uncooked hotdog and trying to wheeze out ""epic fail"" before losing consciousness"

"Left-handed people can't do anything right."

"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."

"Home is where the Wi-Fi is."

"You seem like the type of person I might give my heart to, but as nervously as I'd be watching a drunk holding a newborn."

"Pedophiles may be bad people... ... but at least they drive slow through the school zones"

"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"

"What did Jesus say to the Mexicans? Don't do anything until I get back"

"Business people in the UK like their beards like they like their tea Goatee"

"I dunked on my brother one summer, like, 20 yrs ago, on the adjustable hoop in the driveway, & I still think about it roughly twice a week."