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Joke of the Day
"Your secrets safe with me.. I stopped listening to you 30 minutes ago..."
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"""Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed"", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant."
"My classic blasphemy joke in honor of the occasion... A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."
"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"
"You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization. Nobody wants to have to sift through even more half baked ideas."
"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."
"Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No because it hasn't been made up yet."
"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."
"Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln."