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Joke of the Day
"What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G? Nightmares you racist."
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"I'm seriously considering taking up falconry. Someone pisses me off? BAM! Falcon, right in the face."
"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."
"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."
"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."
"Dudes don't like it when you ask if their salmon-colored pants are wild or farm-raised"
"Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor......."
"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"
"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."