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Joke of the Day
"What does a terrorist tell hes son? Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane."
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"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"
"What is McDonald's demolition service called? Quarter pounder."
"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."
"If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse."
"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."
"When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it."
"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."
"I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe ""space"" was just tired."
"What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!"