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Joke of the Day

"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."

"What do you call an inspiring jerk session? A stroke of genius!"

"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."

"What exactly had the ""NOW That's What I Call Music!"" guy been listening to before? Sound FX CDs? Whale noises?"

"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Your mama is so dirty Her crabs have dirt bike races."

"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."

"Keep yelling ""dance!"" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot."

"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"

"What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"