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Joke of the Day
"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."
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"Do you know what beats meat? a hand."
"A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please""."
"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"
"*calls into work* ""yo boss i'm real sick"" ""you don't sound sick..."" ""ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"" ""wow u do sound hella sick"""
"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"
"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."
"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? I don't know but it's not rhelephant."