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Joke of the Day

"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"

"damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because I regret not paying attention to you"

"Rhodes Scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart."

"What happened when hitler fell off his skateboard, and the wound got infected? He said ""now I have to cleanse my germy knee"""

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes? Fo' Drizzle!"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it was pizza."

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"Why did the bees build the hive? It's in their beehavior."

"Sorry I unfollowed you on Instagram, but you take at least 10 pics of your face everyday. I don't even look at my wife that much."

"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."