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Joke of the Day

"Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second."

"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"

"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."

"What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."

"""Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever."

"What's great about living in Japan? Well, the flag is spot on!"

"No checks (Czechs are welcome)."

"My girlfriend accidentally shoved a pair of glasses up my ass... Now my hindsight is 20/20"