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Joke of the Day
"What's great about living in Japan? Well, the flag is spot on!"
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"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"
"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."
"-""I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.."" -""Please don't"" -""...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo"" -""I'm leaving you"""
"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."
"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"
"Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?"
"Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24? 9/11."
"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."
"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat!"