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Joke of the Day

"What's great about living in Japan? Well, the flag is spot on!"

"When there were a lot footprints in the sand, that was a bunch of jesus's chasing you"

"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."

"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."

"Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. What does Jimmy have? Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes."

"Why can't Jimmy ride his bike? Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D"

"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""

"This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage."

"Winnie the Pooh: will u marry me? Piglet: for the last time, u don't get a literal ""honey"" moon Pooh: pls say yes I need to see for myself"

"Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil."