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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."

"Don't die a virgin. Well it's not like you get to choose."

"I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison"

"What do you call a calm Asian? A Mellow Yellow"

"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."

"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."

"What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeno Business You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates."

"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"

"Did you hear about the two lesbians that built a house? It was all tongue in groove Not a stud in sight"

"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"